- [Man] So what you're telling me is that some shirts
have long sleeves, and some have short sleeves?
- [Siobhan] But what about vests?
- Yeah, what about vests?
That's a very good question.
It seems like they occupy some like weird,
- Oh hi, Grant.
- Hello, everyone.
- [Zach] Hey, are you ok?
You seem a little upset.
- Well, I have something to tell you.
- What is it?
God this is hard.
I'm just going to say it, and you can react however
you react, alright?
I am attracted to men.
- [Siobhan] Great.
- Yeah, great.
- Yes, exactly!
God, what is going on there?
- [Zach] Ok, vests have no sleeves right?
- Ok, and are they shirts or are they coats?
- [Zach] Neither.
- You know what I mean?
Like, I like men sexually.
Like I sexually like men.
- Yeah, no, we get it.
- And no big deal?
- No, I have a lot of gay friends.
- Yeah, we all do.
And you're our friend, did you think this would change
how we would see you?
- Freakin' a little.
I had myself all keyed up for this.
This is shocking news.
- It isn't.
But you know what is shocking?
Some shirts have a taller collar.
- Oh, and the buttons?
What is going on with that? - Yeah, what is that?
- Maybe some details would help.
Last night, I had a guy stay over in my bed.
- Yeah, sure.
- He slept in my armpit nook, and in the morning I took
a minute to smell his hair.
- All he was wearing were boxer briefs.
- Red ones.
- [Siobhan] Wait, really?
Because some shirts can be red.
- Hey, yeah! - Yeah.
That is a good point.
- What a goddamn disappointment.
You know I've been afraid to tell people this since
I was 10 years old?
I lied to people, and I lied to myself, and it's going to
be such a letdown if it turns out nobody cares.
This is my big day!
- It's just not that big a deal.
The world's changed, you know?
Now are V-necks shirts?
- There are a few schools of thought.
- I do romantic things with men!
I kiss them, and I think about their abs, and I like
to watch it when they have orgasms!
I see guys, and I imagine what it would be like
if they breathed on my neck.
I go on dates with them and I flirt.
I flirt so much!
When I see that they call me on the phone, I get nervous.
I think about them in deep, loving ways.
I'm a man, and I love men!
This is the scariest thing I've ever done, and if it's
not a big deal for other people, than that means
I've been afraid of nothing, which makes me crazy!
Am I crazy?
Has spending my entire life hiding the fact that I am
bisexual driven me absolutely crazy?
- [Zach] Wait.
- Yeah, I'm bisexual.
What the fuck! - Oh no, get out!
- You gotta commit to something!
- You can't just pretend to be gay, you're just pretending
to be gay, that's what it is. - Just like, come out!
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