last night was so much fun it's New
Years Day the first day of the year
Oh No but we have a really big mess
who's gonna clean this up keep it down
Bree I'm way too much sugar last night
we should make Keith clean all this up I
haven't even better idea instead of
cleaning up all this why don't we
celebrate all of the major holidays in
24 hours that would be even more fun
than cleaning right cross right kick
okay I keep up catch up to us
hmm what is next Valentine's Day not
twice the ones I say and I'm decked out
I'm ready for love I have my Valentine's
card
I have hearts on my desk and I'm ready
to be swooned happy Valentine's Day Bree
I got you these amazing pink roses
they're so beautiful
so are my streamers you pulled off my
door and on top of that Bree I got you a
Valentine's Day card because I love you
so much
your handwriting is so much better than
it used to be and brand-new chocolate
these are top-of-the-line I asked the
ladies what was the best chocolates for
the best wife and they said gold bebop
awaits before hell for my chocolates
because I'm gonna eat a lot I have to
give you your pitch I want to see it
what is better teddy bear for
Valentine's Day
always
and of course you have a car to try not
to cry okay it's chocolate time Oh
oh yeah so about the chocolates brie you
know I couldn't let the best wife in the
world have bad chocolate so I made sure
to taste-test all of them let me tell
you something they are so good
I sure just taken the advice of the
ladies so I hope you love them they're
great aren't they I wouldn't know I
haven't tried them it's st. Patrick's
Day ladies and gentlemen are my favorite
holidays ever I've even got my kilts
we even prepared a Greenwater which
surprisingly tastes just like regular
water although it will change the colour
of your tongue my god oh I forgot to
take those out of the oven
yeah yeah careful careful careful oh we
got to decorate them as well st. Patty's
Day calls for green icing be making a
four-leaf clover oh I got you that's a
four-leaf clover right there actually
what I was going for debris open your
mouth
perfect if you guys think these are the
best st. Patty's Day cookies you've ever
seen you with that like bun in that
subscribe button right now and if you
don't hit that like button and subscribe
down yeah and as they say in mark 16:15
going to the world and preach the gospel
to every creature that's just what st.
Patty's Day is all about oh I found a
pot of gold oh no no that is my pot of
gold baby
wait
Preston realizes that that is chocolate
right and isn't st. Patrick's Day for
the Irish not the Scottish I'll tell
later Oh
but April Fool's update this year
minecraft is the best I can't believe
they did this Preston alright you know
I've been like really moody recently and
like smells are really bothering me and
we're not prepared we uh okay I don't
have baby gates ready I don't we're a
formula we don't diapers
we have no clothes there's no crib I
need to find somebody how they build a
crib I got to go to Home Depot where's
my keys where's Mike
where's my game I need I need I need
England I need my keys I gotta go to
Home Depot they're all he's gonna buy at
Home Depot
alright it is Easter my favorite holiday
of the year
and you know what that means Easter egg
hunt oh look at all the Easter eggs
alright let's go hide them
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it's a boy so many kisses how would you
do that alright guys Easter I've hidden
easter eggs all throughout the office
yeah and here pink are your piece my
pics mine you can have blue and yellow
free all right good luck candy yummy oh
my gosh look 2 eggs 1/2 and wireless
mouse ha ha Bree I'm taller in here
coins there's actual money or candy
money candy for sure
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one two retards guys there is way better
ways to take down a pinata it's not a
thing I need to call my mom
Bree happy Mother's Day I know you're
not a mom yet and you did just scare me
with that April Fool's prank because I
went all the way to Home Depot and
bought so many things so at least when
we do have a baby we'll be prepared but
I got you this I know you're a cat law
and you love Eloise I've used her for a
lot of clickbait in my videos so I just
wanted to give you this because she's a
pretty good on camera cat I mean if she
was an actor she would be at least
abused no you would get me something is
this for me for LV it's for you to
breathe because you're an awesome cat
mom thank you yeah I know I picked it
out myself
no need to make me just doing my job my
first Mother's Day special welcome you
remembered to call your mom right smells
I knew it it's Father's Day I love my
dad but he's two hours away so I can't
hand him his gift
I'm not to mail it to him or drive two
hours I'm gonna hand all the father's in
the office their gifts right now are you
excited to see what's inside
I am let's go happy Father's Day to you
I picked out this bag just for you trip
see you have a cat right happy Father's
Day puppy fall through stress
congratulations you can hammer things
yeah yeah I took care of that off your
Amazon Prime list you're welcome happy
happy Father's Day to you hey I know
that you know 40 those are the best yeah
it's Dennis
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too much mustard too much this is the
weirdest barbecue I've ever been to look
why you keep licking the mustard off
that hotdog
what what because it's 4th of July
fourth of July
wait where's the fireworks where's the
fireworks where's the fun part you
forgot the fire
it can't be fourth of July without
fireworks is watermelon did somebody say
pork
Breanna's Halloween's been so rough I
haven't got any candy all I thought was
somebody gave me this hot dog and really
old I don't really want that matches
your costume here let's try this one
yeah all right please you ask them can't
be anything but a hot dog oh wait dang
kids we got a hit all the doors brick
every single house is decorated this
cool what's got it Downton
whoa whoa don't break my door sorry I'm
just excited for candy I'm the best
house on the block what about me Preston
for you none I'm a great guy
I told me dressing up as a hot dog
wouldn't get me a lot of candy quiet
down out what are you kids some candy
didn't you see my lights wrong I'm not
giving up pace here I'm watching a movie
no candy no clean house
Lucky's been a little grumpy lately so I
think it's time for some punishment Bree
I need you to open the door okay really
fast you crazy turns it's a great time
to say grace is the man of the house
dear lord thank you for this wonderful
day in this blessed food weekly doesn't
make us sick and nourishes our bodies
amen let's dive in
not supposed to be the way you do that
that's not the way we macaroni either
key I mean I crown you the king of
Thanksgiving here's your poaching bees
forget the macaroni I want the beads
instead miss Christmas Christmas
Christmas Bree you've been a good girl
you get the biggest president of the
teeth oh but the best presents come in
the small packages and John you've been
the second best kid so here is your
present - present Santa please can I
have two patties okay here you go
thank you Anna cheerio and I'm sorry
keep it for you kid teeth again he's
been ordered bring your house together
inside would you get your never
I've been the best girl my presence just
as good free that is the craziest
present I've ever heard of what'd you
get what'd you get what'd you get
even now I got fortnight spaceman's
I'll let you have that free gift I hope
this is ten times better than yours
although I'm not sure how that's gonna
work out
oh it's Barney proof oh wait I've got
some girly key
my god it's gonna be the best year yeah
guy free 20 plus 20 I'm turning 40 this
year
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